I Spit My Last Breath at Thee!

by Khan, Inappropriate Inserter of Eels

28th September 2016

Allow me to introduce to you First Edition's only remaining... penultimate, mission to spoil.

For yearrs, I have longed for vengeance on, Admeeral, James Kirrk. And have now located him in the newly expanded Mutara region. This does of courrse leave the spaceline very susceptable to, manipulation.

No Kirrrk, you can't get away!

It is very fitting, I feel, that this celebration of universal dominance gives this nebula a rather larrge, 50 points. Of course the only number I'm interested in is 200, as that is how long ago my people swore to live and die at my command.

To the last, I grapple with thee!!!

It will indeed take superior intellect to conquer this area of space. My need to, how shall we say, bring orderr to those below me will be essential if I am to find Project Genesis. My leadership of those who are worrthy to serve me will ensure that I stab at thee with all my heart! I am confident in my, genetically engineered intellect. The Admeeral will fail in securing this area of space before myself.

From hells heart, I stab at thee!!!

However, Joachim warns me of the dangers of this nebula. With ourr shields down and sensors inoperative, Admeeral Kirrk can pounce at any time and potentially land a fatal blow to the Reliant, especially if some unknown terrors appearr from the clouds. So much potential death, from both sides, reminds me of when the indigeonis population of Ceti Alpha V killed twenty of my people, including my beloved wiiiiiiife.

For hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee!!!!

Why are we slowing?

FULL POWER! DAMN YOU!!!

Lock phasers on target... FIRE!!!

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