What Would Brad See - Dogs of War Edition

by Daniel Matteson, Writing Team Manager

13th March 2021

With Dogs of War just over the horizon, and since I've done this once already, let's go ahead and play a little game of "What Would Brad See."

I've looked through the entire expansion and made a little observation about something I noticed on each card in the set. Some are fairly obvious clues, such as a bit of text on the card or something I saw in the image. Others are more obscure references that might take some thought, or if you don't understand my thought process, might not figure out at all. There are even a few puns or jokes I've attempted to make. You're welcome to try to see what you can glean from this information. I've made one comment for each card in the set, but I've shuffled the clues so they aren't in any particular order. Have fun!

• Alexander Hamilton
• Dominion Pez Dispenser
• a card we could've printed backwards
• More Romulan ships than personnel
• something I can trade for yamok sauce
• WEAPONS 11
• Xindi
• Mirror Diplomatic Conference
• There's Gotta Be a Breen Here Somewhere
• That's a Lot of T'Ongs
• space sickness
• four affiliations on one guy
• "Why would we work with these people?"
• "Heavy duty military vessel"
• the worst episode of the Bachelorette
• Damar's Secret Mountain Stronghold
• Multicolored ship
• a Vorta that went viral
• Honored Elder, Klingon style
• one good helmet shot
• Central Command Two
• Xbox power light
• Weyoun Omega
• a battle map
• No changing her mind
• an avenger
• a smuggler
• Four-Color Goodstuff
• a nurse
• Klingon Death Yell
• 27 pieces of flair
• "...commanded by Admiral Ross."
• It's OK, None of Us Know What They're Saying
• cats and dogs living together
• we had to sneak a Romulan in here
• Romulan B Team
• I'll try not to make any Thot jokes
• How drunk were you in this picture?
• Deep Space Luaran
• a kinder, gentler Nagus
• Breen Outpost
• "friendly fire"
• That headset doesn't fit you, pallie
• subtle Dalek reference
• the smartest Breen
• "Energy Dampeners here are off line."
• Not a tailor, not a spy, not a doctor?
• The Way You Look Tonight
• a Section 31-related dilemma
• It's Part of a Balanced Breakfast
• a damn fine tribute
• "...with MIND BULLETS!"
• I guess that makes me the drunk uncle

Oh, and this guy...

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