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Stupid Trek Jokes and Memes

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:09 pm
by Boffo97
The stupider, the better! Go!

At the end of the Star Trek DS9 episode "Trials and Tribble-ations", why did Benjamin Sisko refuse to let the Tribbles stay aboard DS9?

Because he was all about that base, 'bout that base, no Tribbles.

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:40 pm
by The Prefect
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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:17 pm
by Jono
Who is Homer Simpson's favorite Star Trek character?

Oh, d'oh!

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:50 pm
by Boffo97
Why did Captain Kirk sneak into the women's restroom?

He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before.

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:47 pm
by Se7enofMine
Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?

Picard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:35 am
by Dunnagh
I always wonder why Riker has survived that long on the Enterprise given Picard has given the order to shoot at Will multiple times.

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:09 pm
by Boffo97
Dunnagh wrote:I always wonder why Riker has survived that long on the Enterprise given Picard has given the order to shoot at Will multiple times.
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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:57 am
by SudenKapala
I recently started wondering... why, oh why, did Kevin Uxbridge spend his one single non-pacifistic moment on the Husnock?

Couldn't he have killed all flying rats (AKA "pigeons")?

Well, If you're ever mad again, and a Douwd, and want to throw it all out, you know what to do. My balcony would be the cleaner for it. Thanks, Kevin.

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:12 pm
by bosskamiura
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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:07 pm
by jadziadax8
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Sent through Subspace from the Starship Enterprise

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:07 am
by SudenKapala
You were really at Tanagra for that legendary concert!? 8)

Hilarious! :D

I only saw Darmok & Jalad live once, unplugged in a bar...

Somebody shot this short video of it.

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:20 am
by Boffo97
Hope posting it like this works...

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:32 am
by SudenKapala
Mr. Scott probably drank too much of the green stuff. That's what you get for drinking out of bottles without a label...

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:20 pm
by monty42
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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:55 pm
by Nerdopolis Prime
"Counsellor Troi, where is Mr. Riker?"

"I sense him on the toilet, Captain."

"On the screen!"