[AllenGould]

Could double as Christmas too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsD0gkuB_fU

(tl;dr - the 12 days of Christmas mashed up from bits of Trek dialogue.)

[edgeofhearing]

I made an incredibly niche Star Trek/Hadestown crossover meme:

[Enabran]

[Boffo97]

Just when you thought Garak couldn't get any darker...

[Boffo97]

A good point is made here...

[Iron Prime]

That's a good one.

[Kaiser]

/edit: deleted

[AllenGould]

Still works - if a Klingon doesn't kill you, you probably became stronger. (At least strong enough not to get killed by Klingons!)

[Iron Prime]

Still works - if a Klingon doesn't kill you, you probably became stronger. (At least strong enough not to get killed by Klingons!)

Bonus points: if you were really thrilling to not-kill you may still get a song as long the Klingon still "won".

[AllenGould]

Now I'm curious - do Klingons sing songs about stalemates, as long as it was a really epic fight? Is Klingon emo music about fights that just weren't that satisfying?

[SudenKapala]

Now I'm curious - do Klingons sing songs about stalemates, as long as it was a really epic fight? Is Klingon emo music about fights that just weren't that satisfying?

Klingon emo songs are about, "Woe unto me! I couldn't fight again today. I'm grounded. Dishonour to my parents and their House!"

[Boffo97]

I'm probably not the only one here thinking "Yeah, that's exactly what would happen."

[SudenKapala]

Regarding the ultra-fun kidnapper return policy image:
You can shorten that time. Talking about a certain Star Trek card game -- preferrably in detail and with footnotes* -- is bound to get you home before dinner.

(*: Hitting the encountered kidnappers over the head with The Glossary will nullify their attempt and immediately cure your kidnapped-ness return you to your nearest outpost.)

[Boffo97]

O.O

[SudenKapala]

OK, often I wear a big grin, when walking out of this thread; but this...
ROTFLOL! Gowross is da boss!