Stupid Trek Jokes and Memes

Stupid Trek Jokes and Memes #441372

By Boffo97 (Dave Hines)

- Gamma Quadrant

- Fri Nov 16, 2018 2:09 pm

#441372

The stupider, the better! Go!

At the end of the Star Trek DS9 episode "Trials and Tribble-ations", why did Benjamin Sisko refuse to let the Tribbles stay aboard DS9?

Because he was all about that base, 'bout that base, no Tribbles.

Boffo97 wrote:The questions and the answers are mutually exclusive. If both are known, it's speculated that 1E will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #441392

By The Prefect (Michael Shea)

- Gamma Quadrant

- Fri Nov 16, 2018 4:40 pm

#441392

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #441396

By Jono (Sean O'Reilly)

- Delta Quadrant

- Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:17 pm

#441396

Who is Homer Simpson's favorite Star Trek character?

Oh, d'oh!

"You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..."

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #441399

By Boffo97 (Dave Hines)

- Gamma Quadrant

- Fri Nov 16, 2018 5:50 pm

#441399

Why did Captain Kirk sneak into the women's restroom?

He wanted to boldly go where no man had gone before.

Boffo97 wrote:The questions and the answers are mutually exclusive. If both are known, it's speculated that 1E will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #441412

By Se7enofMine (ChadC)

- Delta Quadrant

- Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:47 pm

#441412

Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?

Picard told Riker to "Make it sew, Number One."

The "Artist" formerly known as ChadC

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #441570

By Dunnagh (Andreas Micheel)

- Delta Quadrant

- Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:35 am

#441570

I always wonder why Riker has survived that long on the Enterprise given Picard has given the order to shoot at Will multiple times.

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #441604

By Boffo97 (Dave Hines)

- Gamma Quadrant

- Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:09 pm

#441604

Dunnagh wrote:I always wonder why Riker has survived that long on the Enterprise given Picard has given the order to shoot at Will multiple times.

Boffo97 wrote:The questions and the answers are mutually exclusive. If both are known, it's speculated that 1E will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #443709

By SudenKapala (Suden Käpälä)

- Delta Quadrant

- Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:57 am

#443709

I recently started wondering... why, oh why, did Kevin Uxbridge spend his one single non-pacifistic moment on the Husnock?

Couldn't he have killed all flying rats (AKA "pigeons")?

Well, If you're ever mad again, and a Douwd, and want to throw it all out, you know what to do. My balcony would be the cleaner for it. Thanks, Kevin.

Can'tDriveFactorFive wrote:My brain always tries to read your name as "Sudden Qapla'!"

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #443755

By bosskamiura

- Ambassador

- Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:12 pm

#443755

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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #444103

By jadziadax8 (Maggie Geppert)

- Executive Officer

- Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:07 pm

#444103

Sent through Subspace from the Starship Enterprise

Kaiser wrote:Logic does not really factor into it; only game rules matter. Happily, the two often coincide.

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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #444122

By SudenKapala (Suden Käpälä)

- Delta Quadrant

- Wed Dec 26, 2018 8:07 am

#444122

You were really at Tanagra for that legendary concert!?

Hilarious!

I only saw Darmok & Jalad live once, unplugged in a bar...

Somebody shot this short video of it.

Can'tDriveFactorFive wrote:My brain always tries to read your name as "Sudden Qapla'!"

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #444641

By Boffo97 (Dave Hines)

- Gamma Quadrant

- Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:20 am

#444641

Hope posting it like this works...

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Boffo97 wrote:The questions and the answers are mutually exclusive. If both are known, it's speculated that 1E will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

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Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #444667

By SudenKapala (Suden Käpälä)

- Delta Quadrant

- Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:32 am

#444667

Mr. Scott probably drank too much of the green stuff. That's what you get for drinking out of bottles without a label...

Can'tDriveFactorFive wrote:My brain always tries to read your name as "Sudden Qapla'!"

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #447054

By monty42 (Benjamin Liebich)

- Delta Quadrant

- Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:20 pm

#447054

Last edited by monty42 on Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:37 am, edited 1 time in total.

HARD TIMES CREATE HARD MEN
HARD MEN CREATE GOOD TIMES
GOOD TIMES CREATE WEAK MEN
WEAK MEN CREATE HARD TIMES

Re: Stupid Trek Jokes #448889

By Nerdopolis Prime (Nerdopolis Prime)

- Delta Quadrant

- Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:55 pm

#448889

"Counsellor Troi, where is Mr. Riker?"

"I sense him on the toilet, Captain."

"On the screen!"

Nerdopolis Prime wrote:
KillerB wrote:I wish I had a better echo.
Of course you do. After all the echo only repeats everything you´re saying