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I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:24 pm
by Boffo97
For those of us old enough to remember Johnny Carson: "I'm so bad at this game..." "How bad are you?"
You fill in the blanks.
I'm so bad at this game, I once lost to a BYE.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:41 pm
by SirDan
...I'm the reason lowest Strength of Schedule scores are dropped.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:44 pm
by SudenKapala
That's pretty bad, yeah.
But I'm so bad at this, that for me, reporting a
Type I Phaser costs me my normal card play.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:46 pm
by SudenKapala
... I'm the reason Decipher developed 2E.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:44 am
by Hobie
I'm so bad at this game I thought Kira Nerys was a Kardashian comfort woman.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:00 am
by sexecutioner
I'm so bad at this game,
Persistence of Memory reverses my regular card play.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:43 am
by The Ninja Scot
I'm so bad at this game I thought
Barber Pole was a hand weapon.
Michael
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:56 am
by SudenKapala
The Ninja Scot wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:43 am
I'm so bad at this game I thought Barber Pole was a hand weapon.
Which actually makes sense, in a way!
I'm so bad at this game I thought
Scorched Hand was a hand weapon.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:30 pm
by jadziadax8
that in 2E my opponent spends MY counters to draw cards.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:10 am
by SudenKapala
I'm so bad at this game I thought I could just read the rules, understand them, and then play it with a friend.
Like, that's how regular games work, right?
(What was I thinking?)
Okay, that's not so bad, but I just wanted to bump this.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:59 pm
by flrazor
SudenKapala wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:46 pm
... I'm the reason Decipher developed 2E.
...and I'm the reason that you can't go below zero points in 2E.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 5:13 pm
by eberlems
... I'm not even earning achievements I wrote.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 5:55 pm
by Armus
.... I've had to resort to beating my kids in Tribbles and Raw Deal to get any wins.
Worse: they're adapting!
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 11:13 pm
by ntimmons
Armus wrote:.... I've had to resort to beating my kids in Tribbles and Raw Deal to get any wins.
Worse: they're adapting!
I'm so bad at the game, I've had to resort to beating Brian's kids in Tribbles to get any wins.
Re: I'm so bad at this game...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 3:41 am
by Naetor
I'm so bad at this game that I errata cards I don't like.