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For those of us old enough to remember Johnny Carson: "I'm so bad at this game..." "How bad are you?"

You fill in the blanks.

I'm so bad at this game, I once lost to a BYE.

...I'm the reason lowest Strength of Schedule scores are dropped.

That's pretty bad, yeah.

But I'm so bad at this, that for me, reporting a Type I Phaser costs me my normal card play.

... I'm the reason Decipher developed 2E.

I'm so bad at this game I thought Kira Nerys was a Kardashian comfort woman.

I'm so bad at this game, Persistence of Memory reverses my regular card play.

I'm so bad at this game I thought Barber Pole was a hand weapon.

Michael

The Ninja Scot wrote: ↑Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:43 am I'm so bad at this game I thought Barber Pole was a hand weapon.

Which actually makes sense, in a way!
I'm so bad at this game I thought Scorched Hand was a hand weapon.

that in 2E my opponent spends MY counters to draw cards.

I'm so bad at this game I thought I could just read the rules, understand them, and then play it with a friend.
Like, that's how regular games work, right?
(What was I thinking?)

Okay, that's not so bad, but I just wanted to bump this.

SudenKapala wrote: ↑Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:46 pm ... I'm the reason Decipher developed 2E.

...and I'm the reason that you can't go below zero points in 2E.

... I'm not even earning achievements I wrote.

.... I've had to resort to beating my kids in Tribbles and Raw Deal to get any wins.

Worse: they're adapting!

Armus wrote:.... I've had to resort to beating my kids in Tribbles and Raw Deal to get any wins.

Worse: they're adapting!

I'm so bad at the game, I've had to resort to beating Brian's kids in Tribbles to get any wins.

I'm so bad at this game that I errata cards I don't like.