All of this noise. Neil and Phil clucking like old hens. ArbysBenHosp and Corbett arguing over nonsense.
Y'all are taking your eyes off of the RADAR. You're missing the real threat. While you're whining and squealing and munching on your Arby's, I'll be taking down the Manassters field.
The last time I had a belt shot I took it, and I kept it through multiple screwjob attempts. It was only through some underhanded bioterror Ebola virus that sidelined me and caused me to lose the belt. Such is life. I know the commish has his agenda, so I'm not even on the card. But come Saturday morning, Northern Virginia will know the truth.
I AM. BACK.
Bring it, bitches. It's on.
But wait, there's more! Not only am I bringing the Masters noise, I'm putting Josh Sheets on notice:
Mr. Number one Tribbles Player in the world is about to get tag teamed. We all know Tribbles isn't my bag, but it was never me you had to worry about.
Manassters marks the Tribbles and 2e Debut of SykesTrek: The Next Generation!
And like the pint-sized lovable characters in everybody's favorite TNG episode The Next Generation is ready to take down the field like a bunch of bungling Ferengi.
Three Sykes's playing Trek at the same time in one weekend? Is the world ready? Will BenHosp's condo survive? Tune in to find out!