[KazonPADD]

And a People's Elbow to the FC/TNG Mash-up Locutus!

[sexecutioner]

And a People's Elbow to the FC/TNG Mash-up Locutus!

Right through the Assimilation table! Locutus is out!

[KazonPADD]

Chess Game AI pulls out a Holoprojector from under the ring... what's he got planned???

[KazonPADD]

...Oh My Gaaahhhhddd!!! It's Fek'lhr! The Guardian of Gre'thor wrecks havok, giving chokeslams and powerbombs left and right. The crowd are going wild and then the power goes out and all the lights drop... and of course, the holoprojector stops working!

[BCSWowbagger]

I was about to come here and complain that this silly topic was still going on Page 10.

I take it all back. Please go forever.

[KazonPADD]

The lights come back on and, as if by magic, Dixon Hill is standing in the middle of the ring! He downloads his business card and the commentators immediately start toiking in gangster-speak, capisce? Dix spies da sweedish mug (FC/TNG Mash-up Locutus) in da corner...

...and Dixon's head implodes as there's two of him in the same place at the same time.

Meanwhile the former icon, now icon, grabs an Exocomp and sneaks off to repair itself...

[sexecutioner]

Pre Eratta Mah'niv recovers his spleen and executes a Million Dollor Dream on Balok!

Will Balok be counted out?

The special guest referee, Khan, is out cold after struck him with an illegal foreign exocomp!

[KazonPADD]

The Thrusting Drone in the corner has found a Dabo girl and is assimilating the ass off her...

Jerry shouts "Puppies!" excitedly...

[Dunnagh]

I dont get the point here. Janeway is as much worth of having the -icon as van Orton or Mr. Bojangles is. She has never been in any way affiliated with the Enterprise as a ship. And the icon was introduced to
a) being an incentive to match ship and main crew
b) make different and not better versions of the main crew
Mark the words: MAIN crew. There were a lot of personnel working on the 1701-E that dont have the icon. Most of them. The ONLY crew members given the icon were the iconic bridge crew members.

The Continuing Commitee later decided that it would be fun (and it was to me!) to change the meaning of the icon to additionally include "plays for free once each turn".
Also they broadened up the spectrum by
a) giving the icon to crew members NOT being the main cast
b) allowing FC-icon-personnel reporting for free too.

Unless the now designers of the game clearly state

Hear hear! The Enterprise-E icon is no longer the Enterprise-E-icon. It shall henceforth be known as the "newer movie icon"

the EE-icon remains what it is: a staffing icon for the Enterprise-E.

What COULD be changed is the Federation-Flagship-renewed card by allowing to include personnel from the other movies.

But that has nothing to do with Janeway.
SO LEAVE JANEWAY ALONE!!!

[KazonPADD]

But that has nothing to do with Janeway.
SO LEAVE JANEWAY ALONE!!!

...Thrusting Drone switches to assimilate the ass off Janeway instead... And immediately regrets it...

Jerry (confused as to who Janeway is) shouts "What is he doing to Mae Young????"

[sexecutioner]

The Thrusting Drone takes down Mae Young and sexecutes his finishing move: THE MOTORBOAT!

Thrusting Drone now pins Mae Young in a very inapropriate manner....

[KazonPADD]

...but the replacement referee (Q, obviously) has just been taken out by Chess Game AI using a Varon-T disruptor!

Suddenly a fully repaired and refreshed icon leaps back into the ring and cleans house, delivering Stinkfaces to Mash-up Locutus, Chess Game AI, Pre-errata MaH'nLv, Thrusting Drone, Balok, EHCCGPP, Janeway/Mae Young, Pendari Champ, Stone Cold, the Exocomp, and both referees (Khan and Q) - branding them with the mark of the icon and effectively rubbishing any previous definition that icon ever had.

icon then pulls 2 Ceti Eels from Khan's pocket, and places them in the ears of Chess Game AI and Mash-up Locutus - directs them to climb the Titantron and perform a synchronised death-defying leap onto Thrusting Drone and Janeway/Mae Young!

Meanwhile, Zef'No has turned up in a Milk Float...

[adf8]

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot, it's a silly place

[Dunnagh]

Is this... real life?

What is... happenin´to me?

[Nava]

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icon then pulls 2 Ceti Eels from Khan's pocket, and places them in the ears of Chess Game AI and Mash-up Locutus - directs them to climb the Titantron and perform a synchronised death-defying leap onto Thrusting Drone and Janeway/Mae Young!

Quick somebody play a Nanoprobe Resuscitation on the Fabulous Moolah! And just lets hope that Zef'No doesn't go slower than 5mph on his milkfloat or else...