[OKCoyote]

This is courtesy of Robert McGinty, who made this while playtesting decks for Space Coast Masters.

[Takket]

Him: "Ten losses in a row.... this is so humiliating."

Her: "How can I be attracted to a man that can't read the meta is his own home? Looks like I wear the pants in this house."

[SudenKapala]

HIM: This "2e" thing she recently got back into... too complex! I can't wrap my head around it, no matter how hard I try. I'll never be able to really grasp the ins and outs of that game... Well, if she's so far out of my league intellectually, or wants to torture me with such "games", maybe it's time to find a better match.

HER: How could he not understand? He was hardly even trying to get with the program. He either doesn't love me enough to even learn a simple high school game for me -- or he's not smart enough to be long-term relationship material.
Maybe the site has a dating subforum.
Oh, wait -- I may have mixed up the editions. I think I tried to explain 1e to him...

[SudenKapala]

Your faces when you forget the power of the glossary...

HER: He's been lying! That ridiculous "rule" can't be for real. He's been cheating at his own game!

HIM: How can I make her see the truth -- that there really is a difference between "each turn" and "every turn"?