[sexecutioner]

The event you have been waiting for is almost upon us!

https://www.trekcc.org/tournament/index ... ntID=10883

The British National Championships are happening this Saturday at Fanboy 3, Manchester.

Drunkards from all around the planet will converge in what will be a day to remember.

Will 'The Beast of Brexit' Alex Dixon defend what little honour and credibility the UK has?
Will the world champion Peter 'The Molester' Ludvig pass out at the Indian restaurant?
Will Sex get revenge against Tony after that last upset?
Will our special guest Robin give us all a true taste of American freedom?
Will Jorn play something other than Borg?
Will Lofty succumb to yet another suplex from Paddy?
Will the Munich World Order bring the belts?

These questions, plus more, will be answered on Saturday.

But for now, give us your hot predictions. Who will win? Who will lose? What decks will appear? What bar is Ludvig?

[Mogh, Son Of Worf]

Will 'The Beast of Brexit' Alex Dixon defend what little honour and credibility the UK has?

He will perform like King Boris

Will the world champion Peter 'The Molester' Ludvig pass out at the Indian restaurant?

I'm sure he will pass out before that

Will Sex get revenge against Tony after that last upset?

Not at the cards table, but before and after

Will our special guest Robin give us all a true taste of American freedom?

He'll succumb to the mWo

Will Jorn play something other than Borg?

It's the Borg that play Jorn.

Will Lofty succumb to yet another suplex from Paddy?

Everybody will be dead, Dave!

Will the Munich World Order bring the belts?

They'll not only bring it, but also leave with them.

[KazonPADD]

Will 'The Beast of Brexit' Alex Dixon defend what little honour and credibility the UK has?

He will perform like King Boris

He'll spend his time fathering an unspecified number of children???

[Mogh, Son Of Worf]

He'll whip out his Johnson!

[sexecutioner]

Gammons, dirty socialists, influence from Trump, Germans who think they're the top dog in the EU, a Scot whining about independence...

I think this event will decide Brexit once and for all.

[rameses niblick 3]

Will Lofty succumb to yet another suplex from Paddy?

I can handle being suplexed it's the big splash/stink face combo that worries me

[KazonPADD]

Will Lofty succumb to yet another suplex from Paddy?

I can handle being suplexed it's the big splash/stink face combo that worries me

You're staying at my house Lofty. That is now how I plan to wake you on Saturday morning!

[rameses niblick 3]

Will Lofty succumb to yet another suplex from Paddy?

I can handle being suplexed it's the big splash/stink face combo that worries me

You're staying at my house Lofty. That is now how I plan to wake you on Saturday morning!

You think you'll be awake before me?

[SudenKapala]

Another awesome-sounding event.

I think it's been too long ago since Worlds happened, and I'm getting homesick for it.

Will [...] 'The Beast of Brexit' Alex Dixon [...] 'The Molester' Ludvig pass out at the Indian restaurant?

Will Jorn play something other than Borg?

Why would he? It sounds Swedish.

[jadziadax8]

I can handle being suplexed it's the big splash/stink face combo that worries me

You're staying at my house Lofty. That is now how I plan to wake you on Saturday morning!

You think you'll be awake before me?

Staying up all night /= getting up early

[admiral-mogh]

[rameses niblick 3]

[sexecutioner]

Rumours are circulating that an army of Maybots will be invading Fanboy 3