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Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 11:45 am
by KazonPADD
sexecutioner wrote:Awwwwww what's wrong? Some council estate chick from the 'concentration camp' got England and all your toffs quaking in their shoes?

Nothing will stop me from sexecuting that glory hole...
We know the wax has melted Niall. That candle of yours won't be sexecuting anything!

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 6:34 pm
by KazonPADD
Fetch Ze wet celery and Ze flying helmet!

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 7:01 pm
by sexecutioner
I'm gonna rape you in the same way you raped Lofty in those photos you just sent me

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 7:31 pm
by KazonPADD
sexecutioner wrote:I'm gonna rape you in the same way you raped Lofty in those photos you just sent me
You mean next to a "no raping" sign? Yeah. I just went there.

I would upload the images but a) the Mods would flip their nut and ban the entire UK for 72 weeks and b) they were too large to upload (due to my enormous endowment)

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 8:01 pm
by Armus
You're flirting with the line, guys. I know you're having fun, but please remember that this is a moderated forum.

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Fri May 01, 2015 11:48 pm
by KazonPADD
Armus wrote: You're flirting with the line, guys.
Hey there you sexy line, do you want to come over here and have me show you a real good time?

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 02, 2015 6:02 pm
by KazonPADD
And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
We'll still have each other
Nothing's gonna stop us
Nothing's gonna stop us now

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 3:43 am
by sexecutioner
With only 3 days to go, I finally have a deck idea!!!

Just need to actually build it, print it and test it now :?

But more importantly, i need to find a decent pub/club for when I arrive at 1am in the morning

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 6:35 am
by sexecutioner
At venue: Check
Beer: Check
Lack of dignity: Check

Paddy, if you're not here in the next 5 minutes, I'm overriding your Special Tournament Director (STD) status and granting myself an auto FW against you.

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 8:51 am
by sexecutioner
Its me and paddy in round 2

Gotta show this Tory loving bugger how its done

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 10:46 am
by Mogh, Son Of Worf
sexecutioner wrote:Its me and paddy in round 2

Gotta show this Tory loving bugger how its done
So, can you describe the pain that has been inflicted on your orifices?

Disclaimer: Of course I mean his ears, and the pain comes from the loud screams of agony because Paddy lost so hard :shifty:

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 11:59 am
by Armus
sexecutioner wrote:Its me and paddy in round 2

Gotta show this Tory loving bugger how its done
Given Thursday's results, I wouldn't be hitching my wagon to anti-Tory karma, they seem to get stronger in the face of SNP uprising... :shock:

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 12:12 pm
by sexecutioner
Bastard anticipated my dilemmas and teched VERY well against them

Well done Paddy for taking the title. Your first win against me at a regional

:thumbsup:

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:19 pm
by sexecutioner
Paddy didn't stand up once during the tournament.

He was afraid the SNP would steal his seat

Re: The Great YORKSHIRE Regional: 1E OTF LEEDS 9th May

Posted: Sat May 09, 2015 1:56 pm
by Armus
sexecutioner wrote:Paddy didn't stand up once during the tournament.

He was afraid the SNP would steal his seat
:lol: