[winterflames]

Rule 34 -- "If it exists, there is porn of it"

We all know it. We all joke about it. And it is weirdly, perversely true.

What if it is actually the definition of our dimension? That rule 34 exists and is true, is the only thing that separates us from our most closely related dimensions. The one to the left has the rule, but it is a joke and not taken seriously. The one to the right doesn't have the rule at all.

[BCSWowbagger]

In the dimension to our right, there is one exception. Everyone who tries to make porn of the exception cannot behold the horror and dies.

[jadziadax8]

Psychedelics?


Sent through Subspace from the Starship Enterprise

[Dukat]

What the f are you guys talking about? I don't get it.

[KillerB]

The rule, at least as I know it, is: "if you think of it, theres already a porno of it."

[AllenGould]

According to Dictionary.com (and yes, I think that's weird too), Rules 34 & 35 are:

Rule 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: The exception to rule #34 is the citation of rule #34.

[BCSWowbagger]

Rule 35: The exception to rule #34 is the citation of rule #34.

That's, unfortunately, false.

SOURCE: I can never unsee it.

I have often heard Rule 35 cited as "If there is no porn of it, porn will be made. No exceptions." TVTropes has a "full" "list" of the "Rules of the Internet": http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... heInternet

[Entilzha]

???

(And contrary to unpopular belief, I am not yet dead)

[winterflames]

Heh, I forgot which site i put this in. Find it a month later and the meandering is funny.

[AllenGould]

???

(And contrary to unpopular belief, I am not yet dead)

Obviously not - I don't see any Vorlons around.

[Dukat]

???

(And contrary to unpopular belief, I am not yet dead)

Obviously not - I don't see any Vorlons around.

You think there are no Vorlons here?

They have always been here ...