You've played at the local, regional, and continental levels. Are you ready to take on the best in the world? Find out all the details about the 2021 World Championships, taking place in Chicago.
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357717
In a few hours the worlds most dangerous 1E event will sleaze out of the comfort zone of Aberdeen and hit London in the same way that Picard 'hit that with an inverse tachyon pulse'

Remember. It's silver tin Iron Man. Any card that's discarded, any mission solved, any dilemmas passed etc, get torn up.

2 silver tins
3 boxes of premiere boosters
multiple various boosters
2 TMP boosters
More Supernovas, Telepathic Alien Kidnappers, Warp Bubbles and Future Enterprises than the mass of the fucking universe.

Will anyone survive to round three? especially when everyone gets a complimentary Jager at the start of the event?

Who will pull James T Kirk?
Who will lock this thread?
Will Niall, as the Special Tournament Director (STD) change the rules between each round?

Find out later on.

Don't be afraid to join the discussion. I'll no doubt forget a tournament is happening and just post bullshit on here.

Feel free to post your predictions, thoughts, Jager facts, dick pics on this thread by tweeting @paddyisafucknugget or #trump2016
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Online OP Coordinator
By pfti (Jon Carter)
 - Online OP Coordinator
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2E Cardassia Regional Champion 2023
#357719
Maelwys wrote:Silver-Tin-Iron? What kind of alloy is that? ;-)

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One that makes you sick as you pull on people's sight, or see the ability to pull iron?
(assuming the silver makes the other two burn poorly)
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357740
Getting everything ready for this.

And yes, I have a beer. Do you?
pfti wrote:
Maelwys wrote:Silver-Tin-Iron? What kind of alloy is that? ;-)

Sent from my LG-D852 using Tapatalk
One that makes you sick as you pull on people's sight, or see the ability to pull iron?
(assuming the silver makes the other two burn poorly)
Pretty much the kind that will give each player tetanus in the ass.
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357744
The more time you take to get here, the more cards that will get ripped up from your share
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357748
Round 1 pairings

Ludvig vs Space Terrorist Al'Kaiser
Alex vs the bastard Hobbit Lofty
Paddyba vs PAZUZUZUZUZUZUZUZUZUZU
Steve vs a man half his size
AND THE DUTCH!!!!!!!!
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357749
Fun fact

My face is at the same level as Steves nipple
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357750
Hobbit Lofty has Static Warp Bubble out on turn 1

The fuckery has only just begun
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357751
One table has TWO Raise the Stakes out in play
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357758
A lot of people are probably jacking off over the 2E event right now..... Which you shouldn't!

Destruction is happening all over the place in Aberdeen Anarchy.

Current rulings

When a ship is destroyed, opponent scores points for double the sheild value
120 points to win
Weapons are doubled
when a mission is solved, that mission and all cards there are destroyed
play one, draw 2 discard one
Niall is randomly destroying cards from the participants
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357759
Fun fact

the current exchange ratio for James t. Kirk/Strippers is 6 strippers for a James T. Kirk
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First Edition Creative Manager
By KazonPADD (Paddy Tye)
 - First Edition Creative Manager
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1E European Continental Runner-Up 2023
1E The Neutral Zone Regional Champion 2023
#357760
I could post on here....
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By sexecutioner (Niall Matthew)
 - Gamma Quadrant
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1E World Runner-Up 2023
1E European Continental Semi-Finalist 2023
1E British National Second Runner-Up 2023
#357761
Or I could post as Niall - Fucktard left his Laptop unlocked!

Wait a minute, DID YOU BUY THIS MACHINE FROM GARY GLITTER???? WHAT ARE ALL THESE PICTURES OF NAKED FERENGI CHILDREN??????
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First Edition Creative Manager
By KazonPADD (Paddy Tye)
 - First Edition Creative Manager
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1E European Continental Runner-Up 2023
1E The Neutral Zone Regional Champion 2023
#357762
sexecutioner wrote:Or I could post as Niall - Fucktard left his Laptop unlocked!

Wait a minute, DID YOU BUY THIS MACHINE FROM GARY GLITTER???? WHAT ARE ALL THESE PICTURES OF NAKED FERENGI CHILDREN??????
Worse - I'm sharing a bathroom with him...
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