Matthyas Kiraly (stoovie) Tournament Report - 2E Standard 2011-02-20 - 08:00 PM My Big Purple Deck Introduction All the girls love my big, fat, purple deck. It takes control and forces all who oppose it into submission with a swift turkey slap to the forehead. Beware the turkey slap to the forehead... Round 1 Matthew Townsend FW (0) Matt wanted to touch my big, fat, purple deck, but Judge Robert decided to take his shirt off and punish Matt for his dirty thoughts. Consequently, after capturing Dukat and consequently taking out his remaining Treachery, Matt consequently forfeited to my obviously superior skillz. Consequently, a good decision by Matt. Round 2 Robert Dawson FW (0) Judge Robert was confident of the win when he completed two missions before I even left my HQ. When I locked him out of the rest of his missions and completed one mission and scored a total of 95 points prior to attempting my second and last mission, he proceeded to remove the remainder of his clothing in an attempt to distract everyone with a pasty, and so grotesquely hairy, upper torso. It goes without saying, he lost the game. Round 3 Bye BY (0) Playing Mrs Palmer and her five daughters in the final round was fun, if not a bit messy. Lucky I had a towel.